* Why does my cat like running around the house at full speed at 2:00 in the
* Why I won 1st place in the makeup competition yesterday?
* Why is Dustin Diamond [1:30-2:27] always talking about calling his lawyer/agent [his wife] to complain about what Harvey said to him on Celebrity Fit Club?
* Why do people get mad when they make a deposit after they make a purchase and then get mad ’cause they got a bank charge?
* Why, without fail, do my thoughts always stray towards sex when I’m in church?
* Why did Anonymous comment on my “I’m not racist” post and call mea racist?
* Why do white people look like they’re hurting themselves when they dance?
* Why, as kids, did my brother and I sniff the seats when people got up?
* Why do people with the worst breath always wanna whisper?
* Why does this chick in my class have the blackest heels but always wearing sandles?
* Why when my mom was a teacher, did she go looking for one of her kindergarten kids and found her in the bathroom sniffing her underwear?
* Why didn’t he notice that my lovewas deeper, tighter, sweeter, higher, flyer?
This is Jewells signing out…