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Julia T. Williams | Why Wednesday
Julia T. Williams is a storyteller on a mission to help better lives through storytelling. She writes about all the things that go wrong and how people fight to make them right. Telling stories that matter while helping others cultivate theirs.
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Why Wednesday

* Why have I still not done my Spanish homework that was due on Monday?

* Why does my cat like running around the house at full speed at 2:00 in the
morning?

* Why I won 1st place in the makeup competition yesterday?

* Why is Dustin Diamond [1:30-2:27] always talking about calling his lawyer/agent [his wife] to complain about what Harvey said to him on Celebrity Fit Club?

* Why do people get mad when they make a deposit after they make a purchase and then get mad ’cause they got a bank charge?

* Why, without fail, do my thoughts always stray towards sex when I’m in church?

* Why did Anonymous comment on my “I’m not racist” post and call mea racist?

* Why do white people look like they’re hurting themselves when they dance?

* Why, as kids, did my brother and I sniff the seats when people got up?

* Why do people with the worst breath always wanna whisper?

* Why does this chick in my class have the blackest heels but always wearing sandles?

* Why when my mom was a teacher, did she go looking for one of her kindergarten kids and found her in the bathroom sniffing her underwear?

* Why didn’t he notice that my lovewas deeper, tighter, sweeter, higher, flyer?

This is Jewells signing out…

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