* Why didn’t I want to get out of the bed this morning?

* Why, if I don’t twist up my hair before bed, do I wake up looking like Don King?

* Why are people constantly in your face when you are doing good, but the second you need them, they are nowhere to be found?

* Why are people nowhere to be found until they need you?

* Why do I love giving [GRAPHIC WARNING] Brazilian waxes? Don’t worry, I wax the fellas too!

* Why do my sneezes scare people?

* Why be a lesbian if you’re going to strap up? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of being a lesbian?

* Why did I write a short story for a lesbian anthology and the first question everyone asked me was “Are you a lesbian?”?

* Why do publishers think that the only books Black people read have to have a street mentality or be full of promiscuity?

* Why am I contemplating moving back to Atlanta?

* Why watching Deion & Pilar Sanders makes me not want to marry anyone in sports?

* Why didn’t I write anything about smells this time?

This is Jewells signing out…


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