Julia T. Williams | Why Wednesday
Julia T. Williams is a storyteller on a mission to help better lives through storytelling. She writes about all the things that go wrong and how people fight to make them right. Telling stories that matter while helping others cultivate theirs.
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Why Wednesday

* Why was I all nervous making my first youtube video?

* Why I didn’t realize I rolled my eyes so much?

* Why am I so dedicated to asking “why” that I haven’t even brushed my teeth yet?

* Why I bet people stop asking for lemons in their water and tea?

* Why do I feel like somebody’s watching me and then look up and see it’s my cat? Why she be stalking me?

* Why do people act like spit didn’t just fly out their mouth while talking to you?

* Why when that happens do I don’t pay attention to anything else they are saying because I’m too busy wondering if the spit landed on me?

* Why when you tell somebody that their breath is hot they always come back and say “your breath ain’t always up to par either.”?

* Why they always gotta bring it back to you?

* Why I bet y’all were wondering if my breath was stanking in that video yesterday?

* Why does it hurt so bad?

* Why when you poot in the bed you be like “man, my poots don’t stink”…..until somebody moves the sheets?

* Why does running make me have to poot?

* Why somebody got a blog called dookiedook? Why I wonder if it stinks?

* Why is she reaping the benefits of my hard work?

* Why do people feel the need to compliment back?

* Why this girl ran into me at the mall and said “you’re looking good” and I said “you are too”? Why I lied because I didn’t know what else to say?

* …WHY?????

Y’all feel free to add your own. Have a good hump day!

This is Jewells signing out…

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