* Why do you insist on putting acrylics on your big toe?
* Why do people walk around with chipped nail polish?
* Why are you calling me back talking about “what’s up?” before you even listen to the voicemail I left?
* Why do “healthy” people always get Geo-type compact cars?
* Why does love seem to come with reservations and expectations?
* Why do I think I have a smelling fetish?
* Why ‘ain’t nobody told me’ that the third season of Soulfood was out on DVD already?
* Why I wanna tell him, “If you do for me, I will do for you?
* Why don’t you look behind you before you dig the wedgie?
* Why do we always ignore the signs?
* Why I bet men would stop requesting their women to wear thongs as much if they had to wear them?
* Why are yeast infection creams more bothersome than the yeast infection itself?
* Why claim to be a hip hop junkie when you don’t know anything about hip hop?
This is Jewells signing out…