* Like the guy on the video says, why did this have to happen?
* Why do my thighs sound like rubbing sand paper together when I walk?
* Why does everyone want to have a celebrity gossip blog?
* Why I believe everyone has stalker potential?
* Why would I want to be your third wife?
* Why do people get mad when you tell them they’re “crackin” (code word for showing their butt crack)?
* Speaking of butt cracks, why?
* Why I want to sing the national anthem at a sporting event one of these days?
* Why shouldn’t I return something that just isn’t working for me?
* Why did you let that out your azz and not think somebody would walk into it and want to choke you?
* Why do babies’ toes stink?
* Why go into a first date with so many expectations?
* Why do you have three piercings in your tongue?
* Why must it be so complicated with you?
* Why don’t you fix your child a healthy dinner and quit relying on the drive thrus?
This is Jewells signing out…