Julia T. Williams | Why Wednesday
Julia T. Williams is a storyteller on a mission to help better lives through storytelling. She writes about all the things that go wrong and how people fight to make them right. Telling stories that matter while helping others cultivate theirs.
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Why Wednesday

* Why can’t you just be your own person?

* Like the guy on the video says, why did this have to happen?

* Why do my thighs sound like rubbing sand paper together when I walk?

* Why does everyone want to have a celebrity gossip blog?

* Why I believe everyone has stalker potential?

* Why would I want to be your third wife?

* Why do people get mad when you tell them they’re “crackin” (code word for showing their butt crack)?

* Speaking of butt cracks, why?

* Why I want to sing the national anthem at a sporting event one of these days?

* Why shouldn’t I return something that just isn’t working for me?

* Why did you let that out your azz and not think somebody would walk into it and want to choke you?

* Why do babies’ toes stink?

* Why go into a first date with so many expectations?

* Why do you have three piercings in your tongue?

* Why must it be so complicated with you?

* Why don’t you fix your child a healthy dinner and quit relying on the drive thrus?

This is Jewells signing out…

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